I'm A Bitch

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

update!

okay, long time no news about me. i dreamt about lowell the other day. lowell, u were injured badly and u were hospitalised. and then, somehow, u were able to use you laptop that has a camera and so we web-cammed each other. u were very angry, i don't know why. heheh! and i found out the name of the malaysian actress that looks like you milles! i think her name's mira namira. heheh!

last night, i dreamt that i was in gong. in the dream, i went to the beach.... how beautiful. then i started crying..... all because i knew it was but a dream. loser eh! haha! but that got me a bit depressed when i woke up la. i didn't want to wake up because i didn't want to face reality, i wanted to remain in the subconscious land of mine that makes me happy and gives me hope.

okay, the school holiday has just began and i'm up to my nose in completing my own assignment. i've an essay due this friday and i haven't started yet. i've the materials tho, that's a strat, no?

i'm gonna buy a handphone/MP3 at a low cost but it doesn't have 2 mandatory features that'll make it a proper mobile (in my opinion). it doesn't have bluetooth and camera. haaa!its smaller than the palm of my hands, just that the photo's huge. and in case if u're wondering, yes, its made in thailand, thus SIAMphone =)

love life?
zilch. not that i'm complaining la. all those i met so far are jerks to begin with. and those that i would be very interested in are married. and hey, who says being single sucks? i see a whole lot of benefits that no one else would understand about it except only singles.

and one last thing! by now, i'm sure many would be familiar with the brazilian wax, no? i'm the sort of person who would be very comfortable with staring at myself naked in the mirror....... only if its pitch dark (okay, the sentence is an oxymoron, so what?). you know what i mean? so! sick of the prickly growth a week after shaving, i decided to suck it all in and epilate. my good old hand me down epilator somehow went bonkers at the end of it. but that's not important. the point is.... its damn fucking painful la. i'm very sure that it can't beat the pain of waxing the 40 year old virgin's chest hair and it sure beats the pain of tearing and stitching up my ligament. and its more painful than my current torn ligament on my shoulder. its more painful than my chronic backache and it works up a sweat. and not to mention, its like a whole work out because i was sweating like as if i had a 10kn run at the end of it all. but! but! but! its still satisfying because i'm all smooth and the regrowth ain't itchy. besides, the subsequent process isn't as painful (provided its not too long).

okay! that's all so far! i'll try to update as often as possible! i miss you all back in the gong! *muacks!*

+ > the glamour babe posted at 1:29 AM < +

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